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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
 And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
 My response-
Anyone ever: I'm gay
Me: awesome.

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me : honey im home
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me : oh i forgot he's on tour

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Gosh, those 1D boys are totally after me.

the-onlydirection: Harry’s declared his love: Zayn’s flat-out proposed: Liam’s expressed his feelings in his own way: Louis proposed after I told Zayn I’d think about it: Niall’s just been giving me the look and flirting a lot: ooooh…never gets old :)

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DO THIS. TRUST ME.

80-proof: cheeseburger-jellybaby: metel-filios: louehhlover: cheeseburger-jellybaby: Steps: 1) Play this in one tab: (x) 2) Play this in a second tab:(x) 3) Melt. Omfg, what are my ears hearing?! It’s too beautiful!! I’M FEELING THE MOMENT.CANNOT CONTAIN THESE EMOTIONS.OMG Who did this!? I NEED TO LOVE YOU!! reblogging myself again because it’s just damn wonderful. Warning:...

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I need to start working out..

Expectation: “Oh yeah! Boys, here I come!” Reality: “Oh look. FOOD!”

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Watch

youalwaysignoreme: chroniclesofpanem: Aaaaaat last, my love has come along. last time I’ll post this video this year…

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niallatemyfridge: 1dbromance: Dubstep → What...

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executing: continues using missing e as an act of rebellion

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How teens and adults text

Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff

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